Comments on: Fenway Frisking http://www.monkeyatlarge.com/archives/2006/04/16/fenway-frisking/ Random musings on life, technology and other miscellany. Sat, 22 Nov 2008 05:07:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: beav http://www.monkeyatlarge.com/archives/2006/04/16/fenway-frisking/#comment-84 beav Tue, 18 Apr 2006 20:20:41 +0000 http://www.monkeyatlarge.com/archives/2006/04/16/fenway-frisking/#comment-84 Whenever I'm patted down (because this happened to me at the secret after party after the Fort Minor show [droppy droppy name droppy]), I asked the security guy to feel me up. Specifically I said "aren'tcha gonna feel me up!?" And he said, "no, get inside". And really, people carrying Vera Bradley shouldn't be allowed anywhere. When did it become cool to carry your granny's mumu around as a sack? Anyway, I think we can all agree security screening is flawed. Whenever I’m patted down (because this happened to me at the secret after party after the Fort Minor show [droppy droppy name droppy]), I asked the security guy to feel me up. Specifically I said “aren’tcha gonna feel me up!?” And he said, “no, get inside”.

And really, people carrying Vera Bradley shouldn’t be allowed anywhere. When did it become cool to carry your granny’s mumu around as a sack? Anyway, I think we can all agree security screening is flawed.

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